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Useless Fact:

Chris McFarland

Herbert Hoover was the first president to have an asteroid named after him.

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Today's comic:
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This comic was an attempt to keep from having to draw every single frame. It didn't work too well, but I liked the joke.
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Throw money at me!

Like the comic? Ya BETTER like it! It's just too cool for words. Now that we have that established, perhaps we can discuss that lunch money...I mean I'd be happy to accept your donation of a few million...I mean a few dollars. Leave it in a bag in small denominations...no, wrong. You can give me some money through PayPal. It's not tax deductible or anything, but you may be able to help me get a phat computer instead of the garbage I'm using now.

Lookit what I'm getting!

Goal	Money so far

Well, no cash yet. Not surprising given the rather pathetic state of this comic.

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6/30/2002

OK, color me stupid. All the comic files were eight times the size they needed to be and 16 times the number of colors they needed to be. I have reduced them, and they now all fit. I'm starting the series over so as to give me a 3 week buffer before the new comics get put in.

6/30/2002

OK, here's the deal. I'll be posting a total of one (count 'em, 1) comic per day on the site, and I may be able to strip down the overall size of each. In the meantime, the comic archives are out of commission. I hope you all enjoy the comics.

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email me!

...only if you want to, of course, it's not, like, a requirement or nuthin. Not like you'll actually send me anything, spending all your time sucking off of the hard work of others, no regard to their feelings. You know what? I don't need your mail, I've got my own friends! I've got my wife and my cat...and, um... my rocks.

Oh, who'm I kidding? I'm just a loser! Nobody likes me...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Well, that was therapeutic. OK, I've got nothing left to say now, so I'll go home... wait a minute, this is my home! GET OUT, ALL OF YOU! Oh, wait...homepage, not home. Right. Well, you can stay, just don't expect me to say anything else, cause I'm done.

I mean it, I'm done. Nothing more to say...bye.

Huh? What are you doing? I told you I didn't have anything more to say, go back up to the comic! Go on.

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